Now, rationally speaking, I know we don't have "assigned spots." Technically, it's first come, first park. But. There's just an unspoken kind of rule, you know what I mean? What makes a person all of a sudden decide, "Hmmm. I think I'll park here instead?" (even though you just know it's someone else's unofficial spot).
So, this morning, I woke up 10 minutes earlier so I could get to work before the parking spot offender. Since it would make me look like a total asshole to say anything, I figure my options are:
1.) wake up 10 minutes earlier so I can get here before her and be happy
2.) sleep those extra 10 minutes and arrive at work to find her car in "my" spot, which leads to:
a.) ultra crabbiness that lasts the majority of the day
b.) me ramming her car with mine, which leads to:
1.) possible arrest
2.) damaged vehichles
3.) increased insurance premiums
I'm going with option 1.